Two-Bit Waltz (2014)
Clara Mamet: Maude
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Quotes
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[first lines]
The Therapist : And why is it that you're here?
Maude : I saw a sign today that said, "Randy's donuts, tastiest donuts you've ever endured."
The Therapist : And why is it that you're here?
Maude : I want to die.
The Therapist : Recently, how have you been occupying your time?
Maude : I haven't been.
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Maude : Everyone's problems are interesting themselves, just not so much to other people. That's why all therapists want to kill themselves.
The Therapist : I don't seem to be there yet.
Maude : In time you will learn.
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Anita : Just tell him what you intend.
Maude : I don't intend anything. I looked at all the brochures, I don't like anything.
Anita : But that's ridiculous darling. You have hobbies. Just tell him your hobbies, for Christ sake.
Maude : Death.
Anita : She's kidding. Darling, what are you interests.
Maude : Suicide.
Anita : Since when?
Maude : Don't know. Just now I guess.
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Maude : [sitting on the street drinking] Oh Lord who art in heaven, Lord be thine name. Thy kingdom come, thy weary dumb, um... Where is my house?
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Anita : You're very talented, you know. I always knew it. And very determined. So unlike your father and me. And do you know I think that you're the strangest one in our family.
Maude : I'm sorry.
Anita : You don't have to be sorry.
Maude : No, I am mom. I think I made the very ordinary decision of being an ungrateful teenager.
Anita : Well, we've all done it, darling. And I was being a little bit of a C-word, at any rate.
Maude : I was, too.
Anita : Yes you were, too. And so were you.
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Maude : I had self respect once, but I put it in the ironing cupboard and it never seemed to turn up again.
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Maude : Unpleasant circumstances are often the orb from which the idea may brew.
The Therapist : I think you're thinking of a crock pot.
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[last lines]
The Baby Elephant : You've done it.
Maude : I've done it.
The Baby Elephant : Well done.
Maude : Thank you.
The Baby Elephant : You're going to be the best writer.
Maude : I know.
The Baby Elephant : I know. Shall I lead the way.
Maude : Please do...