2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Bear Truth (2013)

Kat Dennings: Max Black

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Quotes 

• Max Black : I love a road trip. My mom and I took one in third grade for like a year but we'd just drive around locally - and oh my God I lived in a car!

• Caroline Channing : [brings Andy a birthday cupcake with a candle atop it]  Happy birthday! Now come on, blow.

  Andy : I don't really feel like doing that.

  Max Black : Welcome to our world.

• Caroline Channing : [Caroline is mad that Max spoiled Caroline's surprise for Andy]  Oh, damn it, Max, now you did give it all away.

  [to Andy] 

  Caroline Channing : We were gonna do missionary and... the other one. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I forgot. I don't know how. I knew today was your birthday

  Andy : It's tomorrow.

  Max Black : So, yippee! She hasn't missed it. All is right with the world.

  [Max laughs] 

  Max Black : I'm gonna go visit the Berenstains.

  [Max runs to the door] 

  Andy : [to Caroline]  This weekend wasn't about my birthday was it?

  Max Black : [Max is frantically knocking on the door]  Come on, come on. Get your hand out of his honey pot and get over here.

  [Max continues knocking] 

  Max Black : I'll be gone in a second and then you guys can jump-start your sex life again.

  [Max laughs] 

  Caroline Channing : [to Max]  What do you mean "jump-start"?

  [to Andy] 

  Caroline Channing : How could you tell Max that we haven't had sex? You haven't even discussed that with me.

  Max Black : Come on, aliens, if you're ever gonna abduct me, this would be the time.

• Max Black : Oh damnit! We should've known Han's package was going to be smaller than he said it is.