2 Broke Girls (TV Series)
And the Bear Truth (2013)
Ryan Hansen: Andy
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Quotes
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Caroline Channing : [brings Andy a birthday cupcake with a candle atop it] Happy birthday! Now come on, blow.
Andy : I don't really feel like doing that.
Max Black : Welcome to our world.
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Caroline Channing : [Caroline is mad that Max spoiled Caroline's surprise for Andy] Oh, damn it, Max, now you did give it all away.
[to Andy]
Caroline Channing : We were gonna do missionary and... the other one. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I forgot. I don't know how. I knew today was your birthday
Andy : It's tomorrow.
Max Black : So, yippee! She hasn't missed it. All is right with the world.
[Max laughs]
Max Black : I'm gonna go visit the Berenstains.
[Max runs to the door]
Andy : [to Caroline] This weekend wasn't about my birthday was it?
Max Black : [Max is frantically knocking on the door] Come on, come on. Get your hand out of his honey pot and get over here.
[Max continues knocking]
Max Black : I'll be gone in a second and then you guys can jump-start your sex life again.
[Max laughs]
Caroline Channing : [to Max] What do you mean "jump-start"?
[to Andy]
Caroline Channing : How could you tell Max that we haven't had sex? You haven't even discussed that with me.
Max Black : Come on, aliens, if you're ever gonna abduct me, this would be the time.
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Caroline Channing : [Caroline and Andy are sitting on a swinging bed] Andy, I'm sorry about your birthday. It just went out of my head. I feel bad.
Andy : And I feel sick. Can you stop swinging the bed?
Caroline Channing : Sorry. I'm nervous.
Andy : Yeah, you're nervous a lot. Which is why our other bed isn't moving at all.
[Andy gets up to leave]
Caroline Channing : No, no, no, don't go. Come back. Come back to the sex bed. Let's get some sex going. Come on. We can get this bed moving now. See? See?
[Caroline gets on top of the bed and starts moving back and forth with it]
Caroline Channing : Hi. Oh, hi.
[Caroline then starts to grind her butt back and fourth to arouse Andy]
Caroline Channing : Oh, It's your birthday, it's your birthday.
Andy : It's tomorrow.
Caroline Channing : Okay, okay. I can do better. See?
[Caroline starts to swing back and fourth on the bed again]
Caroline Channing : Here we go now. Here we go.
[Caroline then starts to twirl around on the bed rope]
Caroline Channing : Wanna see me tweark it? Oh! Wanna see me tweark it? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.
[Caroline gets off the bed rope]
Caroline Channing : If I'd had any food, I would throw up.
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Caroline Channing : Pretty soon. Max and I will be out of this rough patch and full-force with business, weddings, big events and Max and I will open another store, get a bigger apartment.
Andy : Okay, and am I in there somewhere?
Caroline Channing : Oh, come on, I was getting to you.
Andy : Were you? When? When were you getting to me? After your business is a success?
Caroline Channing : No, now. Come on, sex time in the sex bed.
[Caroline gets out of her chair and rolls over on the bed but she falls off and hits the floor]
Caroline Channing : Oh!
[while on the floor]
Caroline Channing : Wanna do it on the floor?