- Alex Vause: Like you aren't accountable for anything that ever happens in your life, ever.
- Piper Chapman: Am I supposed to tell them that I made you get into the dryer?
- Alex Vause: No, I want you to get me out. Read that manual, unjam the door, step the fuck up! Wait, Piper, where are you going?
- Piper Chapman: I'm just gonna go...
- Alex Vause: No! Don't you go! Don't you fucking leave me.
- Piper Chapman: Okay
- Alex Vause: Okay, What?
- Piper Chapman: I'm here
- Piper Chapman: Maybe, just maybe, we will get friendly again. Maybe.
- Alex Vause: We were never friends, Piper.
- Piper Chapman: We weren't?
- Alex Vause: No. Not for a second. I loved you, I loved having sex with you.
- Piper Chapman: And I'm happy for him, but he got he got so much of it so wrong. I'm not somebody's girlfriend. I'm not some cool story at a yuppie fucking cocktail party. You did a year in the Peace Corps? I did a year in prison. Fuck, no! Those things we did, you and me, that wasn't adventure or a romp. That was my life.