- [the romance in Peter and Lois's relationship had been rekindled]
- Lois Griffin: Oh, Peter, I want you to do me so hard that we have to change churches!
- Chris Griffin: [running out in disgust] Gross!
- Peter Griffin: I'm gonna wreck you so bad, you'll look like an exploded Hot Pocket.
- Meg Griffin: [also running out in disgust] Oh, my god!
- Stewie Griffin: [Peter and Lois kiss on the couch] Can I interest you guys in a two and a quarter-way?