Jimmy Kimmel Live! (TV Series)

Jimmy Kimmel Sucks (2013)

Guillermo Rodriguez: Self

Quotes 

• Matt Damon - Host : Now, I am going to be making some changes to the show because I believe that you, the audience, deserve the *best show possible*. Let's start with... ..uh... .

  Matt Damon - Host : [points to Guillermo]  YOU. Hi Guillermo.

  Guillermo Rodriguez : [meekly and respectfully]  Hi, Mister Matt Damon.

  Matt Damon - Host : [scoffs]  Don't Mister Matt Damon me! You're Kimmel's sidekick! You're probably just gonna go untie him the minute my back is turned.

  [Kimmel nods enthusiastically] 

  Guillermo Rodriguez : No, no. I don't like Jimmy. He's a DUMB-ASS!

  Matt Damon - Host : [cynically]  Oh, so you're gonna be loyal to *me* now?

  Guillermo Rodriguez : [meekly and respectfully]  Yes, my Lord.

  Matt Damon - Host : Sorry, Guillermo. I'm just not buying it. Buenas noches, my friend.

  [Guillermo gets forcibly removed from the stage by an unknown person]