Ted 2 (2015) Poster

(2015)

Michael Dorn: Rick

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  • [Ted enters the New York Comic-Con and bumps into Guy, who is dressed as The Tick] 

    Guy : Hey, Ted!

    Ted : Guy?

    Guy : I thought that was you. What's happening, man? Hey Rick! It is Ted.

    [Rick appears, dressed as Lt. Worf] 

    Rick : Hey, how are you doin'?

    Ted : Hey, what's going on?

    Guy : What are you doing here?

    Ted : [sighs]  You know, I just feel at home among the outcasts. What are you guys doing here?

    Guy : Well, you know, uh, Rick and I, we just come here as a gag.

    Rick : Yeah. Dress up like we're into this shit and fuck with the nerds.

    [Guy stops a guest passing by] 

    Ted : Hey, spaz. Uh, why don't you go get me some Big League Chew. How about that, huh?

    [Guy gives the guest a wedgie. He and Rick laugh as the guest runs away] 

    Ted : Ha-ha. All right, well, good luck with your dick, there.

    [noticing the bulge on Guy's costume before walking away] 

    Guy : Right on. You too, man.

    [Guy looks at his hands] 

    Guy : God dammit, that underwear had shit on it!

  • [Donny and Jessup leave the Hasbro panel with an unconscious Ted] 

    Donny : Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs.

    Tom Jessup : Is that him?

    Donny : Uh, yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now. This is him.

    Tom Jessup : Jesus! Why did you bring him here?

    Donny : Well, I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast.

    [Guy and Rick appear behind them] 

    Guy : Hey, Ted!

    [Donny and Jessup turn around] 

    Guy : Is that you?

    Donny : Uh, yeah, he had a little too much to drink. He puked a pile of cotton all over this little girl in a, in a stroller, so we're gonna take him back and sober him up.

    Guy : [pointing at them]  Ah, rock on, Ted.

    Donny : [pointing back]  Eff yeah.

    [Donny and Jessup proceed down the hallway] 

    Rick : Hey guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch.

    [Guy trips a Starfleet Redshirt cosplayer] 

    Guy : Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man.

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