Ted 2 (2015)

Liam Neeson: Customer

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• Customer : Hey.

  Ted : Hello.

  Customer : I have to... I have to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.

  Ted : Uhhh... Yeah, yeah. Box of Trix.

  Customer : Yeah, that's right. I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children. Is that correct?

  Ted : Well... I mean they say 'Trix are for kids' in the commercials b...

  Customer : Aha, aha. Now, is that enforced by law?

  Ted : Uh, not to my knowledge. No.

  Customer : So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?

  Ted : No. No. You should be fine.

  Customer : You do understand that I myself am not a child?

  Ted : I was able to sniff that out, yeah.

  Customer : Okay, I'm going to bring these back to my apartment.

  Ted : Yeah, yeah. You'll be okay.

  Customer : And... I won't be followed?

  Ted : No, uh... that's not in our budget here.

  Customer : Hey, I won't forget what you've done for me here today.

  Ted : I would prefer that you do. Jesus Christ.