- Walter Featherbottom: The White Tiger team won last years race while barley breaking a sweat.
- Chip Quackers: Yes indeed, let's talk about that but also let's see a bunch of dumb commercials.
- Toto: Oh come on! They get too all excited and they crash this straight into a wall! Hey Mango?
- Mango: Yeah?
- Toto: Remember way back when we used to ride?
- Mango: Heck yeah dude! You used to swerve everywhere zigzag crisscross applesauce all over the place! Just smoked everyone in the neighborhood.
- Toto: For real, man I've could've gone pro! Just a turn here and a turn there and bam! I'd be chilling at the finish line. It's like when I won employee of the month, everybody said it was a fix. Because I was the only employee at the time.
- Mango: Oh brother.
- Toto: Well let me just tell you, there's a lot of haters in the world, couldn't let it slide on by and not let it affect you, slide on that's what I would do.
- Mango: That was about ten years ago. Anyway, where's our next delivery?
- Toto: Oh yeah let me see, next delivery. Check it out. Foot powder, foot spray, foot cream, foot lotion, what's wrong with all these peoples feet? Let me see this, wait a sec, pancake ahh, huh, super sleigh? Whoa! Ha ha ha!
- Mango: What did you forget we had a super sleigh? Gosh, you loaded it twenty minutes ago remember man? Are you feeling okay?
- Toto: I was so excited I forgot. Sorry about that, I've got a little emotional back there. But that's what champions do, that's how we roll.
- Mango: Yeah, I do that all the time.
- Toto: Well it's an honor, come on, let's do this thing, a ree ba. On delay.
- Mango: Hey, stop taking sharp turns before by doing back flips.
- Pororo: Hi Eddy!
- Eddy: Oh no, let me guess. Were you guys playing super sleigh race again?
- [Pororo and his friends laugh]
- Pororo: Eddy, is everything alright? Why is there dirt on your face?
- Eddy: Ah you mean this? I have a genius inventor have finally finished building a rocket sleigh ta da!
- Pororo: Is that true? Have you really finished it?
- Eddy: Yes I have.
- Pororo: So then, can we really use the super jump?
- Eddy: Yes exactly. Now you can race like the real racers instead of pretending.
- Pororo: Yeah hoo, so awesome, I'll show you the way a real champion racer hurry Eddy, let's go!
- [Pororo grabs Eddy and runs out the door]
- Poby: Yeah can I ride it too?
- [Pororos friends also run out the door]
- Pororo: Alright! I win! Huh?
- Patty: No I'm the winner!
- Pororo: Petty you too?
- Poby: You too. No I won!
- Pororo: No I won!
- Chip Quackers: My name's Chip, Chip Quackers.
- Walter Featherbottom: And I'm Walter Featherbottom on the display zone.
- Poby: I'm sorry guys, it was an accident.
- Pororo: [Pororo pushes the button and pushes the pedal and nothing happens] Hey! Why won't the engine start? What's wrong with it now Eddy?
- Eddy: There's always a secret to a genius inventors creation.
- [Eddys robot arms pulls out a toolbox and he opens it to reveal three lollipops]
- Eddy: Ta da! This lollipop is the secret.
- Pororo: Ahh! A lollipop! A lollipop.
- [Eddy licks the lollipop and then inserts it into the disk slot and the engine powers on]
- Eddy: Yep, if I insert the lollipop like this.
- Pororo: Hey you're right it's working! Wow that's so awesome! Wow!
- Eddy: That's right, it's pretty cool. You see, the sweet energy from the lollipop revs up the rocket propulsion by two hundred seventy percent. The most important thing is...
- [Then Pororo zooms off in his jet powered snowmobile and Eddy is covered in smoke and he faints]
- Toto: Fufu the brown bear has lacing up for this competition. Du du du.
- Mango: Why do you call du du du?
- Toto: For dramatic effect. Duh.
- Mango: Say what? You got a screw loose.
- Toto: Huh? Du du du.
- Mango: Yeah I don't think so dude.
- Toto: Huh? There's the bear, he's super scary, and that's why du du du.
- [Toto shows a picture of Fufu the bear in the magazine]
- Mango: Well, I'm not scared of bears.
- Toto: Let me learn you something son. You get between a bear and his fish and you're going to open up a whole can perk.
- Smash Mouth: [singing] I know, I was a prodigal son, I never meant to be, everything but the good one, and I know I should've stayed close to home. Instead I leave the room. Chasing after that mother load. And I can't say it all on some telephone call. That I'll never remember. So I wrote it in a letter.
- Smash Mouth: Mama, don't you worry, about your babies, everything's just crazy. I said mama, do you remember? We've been down before. And it always gets better.
- Smash Mouth: You say I shouldn't have been a wavelength receiver a day dream believer, yeah but I know, when I got something to show to, you can deny it. But I just can't hide it. And I can't say it all on some telephone call. That I'll never remember. So I wrote it in a letter.
- Smash Mouth: Mama, don't you worry, about your babies, everything's just crazy. I said mama, do you remember? We've been down before. And it always gets better. We've been down before. And it always gets better. It only gets better.
- Smash Mouth: Mama, don't you worry, about your babies, everything's just crazy. I said mama, do you remember? We've been down before. And it always gets better. Mama, don't you worry, about your babies, everything's just crazy. I said mama, do you remember? We've been down before. And it only gets better.
- Parker Theory: [singing] I see the light up ahead, where the dark finally ends. I know now, I can begin, to see what life brings. This is hope, this is love, this is where we all won, if you call, I will hear, I will listen for you.
- Parker Theory: Do you believe in miracles? Do you believe anything is possible?
- Parker Theory: Step aside to a brand new day, in the month of May I feel, I can start again. Life is feeling new, This is hope, this is love, this is where we all won, if you call, I will hear, I will listen for you.
- Parker Theory: Do you believe in miracles? Do you believe anything is possible? Do you believe in miracles? If you believe anything is possible?
- Parker Theory: Don't let go. I can see the sun behind you. If you are lost and I will find you. So let go, I can see the sun behind you.
- Parker Theory: Do you believe in miracles? Do you believe anything is possible? Do you believe in miracles? If you believe anything is possible?
- Parker Theory: Don't let go. I can see the sun behind you. If you are lost and I will find you. So let go, I can see the sun behind you.
- Parker Theory: This is hope, this is love, this is where we all won, if you call, I will hear, I will listen for you.
- Smash Mouth: [singing] Just off the coast of the planet Earth. There's a boarded up factory. After they made you they smashed up the mold, and destroyed the recipe. She is the rarest, she is the fairest for miles and miles and miles. But in front of the mirror. As I got nearer, it cracked up when I smiled. And it's no wonder why.
- Smash Mouth: I'm talking to my shadow. Walking down the street don't want to talk with no one else. I'm happy, I'm so so happy. I'm so happy I'm beside myself.
- Smash Mouth: I'm talking to my shadow. Walking down the street don't want to talk with no one else. I'm happy, I'm so so happy. I'm so happy I'm beside myself. I'm so happy I'm beside myself.