Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• Linkara : [to the Nostalgia Critic]  What the hell are you doing here?

  Nostalgia Critic : I'm doing the "previously on" segment.

  Linkara : I thought you were dead.

  Nostalgia Critic : I was... sort of.

  Linkara : What the hell happened?

  Nostalgia Critic : [sighs]  I kinda got stuck in limbo, where I was a Muppet, a Ghost of Christmas, an ex-child star who remade movies, and now I'm back to review films again.

• Nostalgia Critic : My God! An alien force is arriving off-screen, and I'm pregnant with the Nostalgia Chick's baby!

• Linkara : [surprised to see the Nostalgia Critic alive]  Dead people can't come back!

  Nostalgia Critic : Says the comic book reviewer.

  Linkara : Hey, don't try to make this about me. We buried your body!

  Nostalgia Critic : You didn't have a body to bury.

  Linkara : Well, we definitely buried someone who looked like you. We had a memorial service and everything.

  Nostalgia Critic : The Nostalgia Chick said you held a big Coke party.

  Linkara : It was a memorial service *and* a party. Look, look, the point is, we can't just have dead people walking around again. Next thing you know, you'll say the Last Angry Geek is alive again.

  Nostalgia Critic : He's been alive for months.

• [Linkara is questioning the Nostalgia Critic's return] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Is this about you wanting to take over the website?

  Linkara : The Nostalgia Chick and I were engaged in a very tense conflict, and I was winning! We were gonna change the logo so it was my face instead of yours!

  Nostalgia Critic : [sarcastically]  Oh, yeah, your beautiful face would have brought so many more people to the site.

  Linkara : Well, look, we just can't have this right now!