- Linkara: [to the Nostalgia Critic] What the hell are you doing here?
- Nostalgia Critic: I'm doing the "previously on" segment.
- Linkara: I thought you were dead.
- Nostalgia Critic: I was... sort of.
- Linkara: What the hell happened?
- Nostalgia Critic: [sighs] I kinda got stuck in limbo, where I was a Muppet, a Ghost of Christmas, an ex-child star who remade movies, and now I'm back to review films again.
- Nostalgia Critic: My God! An alien force is arriving off-screen, and I'm pregnant with the Nostalgia Chick's baby!
- Linkara: [surprised to see the Nostalgia Critic alive] Dead people can't come back!
- Nostalgia Critic: Says the comic book reviewer.
- Linkara: Hey, don't try to make this about me. We buried your body!
- Nostalgia Critic: You didn't have a body to bury.
- Linkara: Well, we definitely buried someone who looked like you. We had a memorial service and everything.
- Nostalgia Critic: The Nostalgia Chick said you held a big Coke party.
- Linkara: It was a memorial service *and* a party. Look, look, the point is, we can't just have dead people walking around again. Next thing you know, you'll say the Last Angry Geek is alive again.
- Nostalgia Critic: He's been alive for months.
- [Linkara is questioning the Nostalgia Critic's return]
- Nostalgia Critic: Is this about you wanting to take over the website?
- Linkara: The Nostalgia Chick and I were engaged in a very tense conflict, and I was winning! We were gonna change the logo so it was my face instead of yours!
- Nostalgia Critic: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, your beautiful face would have brought so many more people to the site.
- Linkara: Well, look, we just can't have this right now!