Woah, hang on now - so you're telling me that by the very, very low standards of 'Dancing on Ice 2023' you can drop your prop and still be given a 9.0??
How does this work? How can that be allowed? That makes the Toy Story routine from last week that involved people dancing as characters not even in the films look like a masterpiece decision.
I feel so sorry for the Exec Producers of this show, they are constantly having to turn out a turkey every week and make out its fantastic. Sorry to say to ITV that it's not.
The best bit was when Holly pretended to fall asleep, she summed up how viewers have felt for years.