Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Pearl Harbor (2013)
Orlando Belisle: Peter Souless
Quotes
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Executive : Peter, did you see the news about Armageddon?
Peter Souless : No, but I've seen the critical feedback. Maybe there wasn't much to this Bay kid as I thought.
Executive : Actually according to these recent box office results, it's already made $36 million.
Peter Souless : How can that be? Everyone said it was crap.
Executive : Yet it still made a spectacular amount of money.
Peter Souless : Nobody's ever gotten this much hatred and yet earned so much.
Executive : Maybe this Michael Bay guy's onto something. Maybe he's a wonder kid.
Peter Souless : He's a miracle.
Executive : Some are even calling him... the Son of Schlock
Peter Souless , Executive : Hail Hosanna! The Chosen One has come!
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Michael Bay : [his phone rings and he answers it] Hello?
Peter Souless : Hey, Michael, it's Peter.
Michael Bay , Peter Souless : Peter! So, good news?
Peter Souless : Good news, buddy. We decided to let you direct "Bad Boys". If all goes well, we might have few other films lined up for you, too. They see potential in you, kid. Keep it up. You might just be one of the biggest action directors of all time.
Michael Bay : Oh. Well, that's great, Peter. That's great.
Peter Souless : Well, what's the matter? I thought you'd be more excited.
Michael Bay : Oh, oh, I am, Peter, I am. But, uh... I just don't know if I always want to be associated with action.
Peter Souless : Well, what did you have in mind?
Michael Bay : Well, I always wanted to do... a romance.
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Michael Bay : How would you like to get every perverted manchild in the world to see your movie?
Peter Souless : That's every producer's dream.
Michael Bay : Well I think I've figured out a way to make it happen.
Peter Souless : How?
Michael Bay : Make it all porn.