Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Pearl Harbor (2013)

Dayna Munday: Porn Actress

Quotes 

• Michael Bay : Well, it's like I tell every adult movie star: If you're going to suck, suck all the way.

  Porn Actor : It's an honor working with you, sir. I've never seen such brilliant direction.

  Michael Bay : Well, what can I say? I know how to keep 'em coming.

  [leaves] 

  Porn Actor : Who was that ingeniously perverted man?

  Porn Actress : That was Michael Bay, the most brilliant porn director the world has ever known.