Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Pearl Harbor (2013)

Rachel Tietz: Tina A

Quotes 

• Dog Johnson : Bay, where ya been, man? We've been worried sick about you!

  Tina A : Tell him I have big boobs.

  Dog Johnson : Tina has big boobs. Why are you...?

  Michael Bay : Forget it, guys. The crowd has spoken. Nobody wants to see what I'm best at.

  Dog Johnson : Bitch, that's cracker talk. Maybe the thing you're best at isn't romance or representing history. Or any sort of reality for that matter.

  Michael Bay : What are you talking about?

  Dog Johnson : The Bay I know didn't give a shit about emotions, or character, or anything like that. The Bay I know pleased the lowest common denominator and went all the way with it. It's like when we did porn. We just gave the people what they want.

  Michael Bay : Wait a minute, what'd you say?

  Dog Johnson : It's like when we did porn. Remember?

  Michael Bay : I do. Thank you, Dog. You've inspired me once again.