Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Catwoman (2013)

Orlando Belisle: Halle Berry

Quotes 

• [having placated the Catwomen, the Critic declares his work finished, but he suddenly runs into...] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Halle Berry?

  Halle Berry : [dressed as Catwoman]  I hear somebody didn't like my movie.

  Nostalgia Critic : [reading from his "Train Your Catwoman" manual]  "If you should come across Halle Berry, you are doomed, for she clearly has no idea what makes a real Catwoman."

  [he screams in terror as Halle Berry advances on him and beats him up; punches fly and glass shatters; meanwhile, the Catwomen keep watching their cat videos, enthralled] 

  Nostalgia Critic : OW! HALLE BERRY IS CRAZY!

  Michelle Pfeiffer : We're beyond that, Critic!

  Nostalgia Critic : SHE'S TEARING ME APART!

  Anne Hathaway : You're projecting!

  Nostalgia Critic : AAAAAGH!

  Eartha Kitt : Someone's got a bad case of the C.R.A.H.B.S.

  Catwomen : Mm-hmm.