Sharknado (2013 TV Movie)

Steve Moulton: Convenience Store Clerk

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• Convenience Store Clerk : Apocalypse my ass! This isn't the end of the world! Gods, they're not angry with us, the aliens aren't coming down! It's the government! With a big capital "G"! They're behind EVERYTHING! They know what we buy, they know what we eat, were we go to the bathroom. They know what kind of CHEESE I like... Pepper jack.

  [whispers] 

  Convenience Store Clerk : They control it all! And the weather too! I gotta hand it to em though, SHARKS? I never saw THAT coming.

  Fin Shepard : Yeah.