90210 (TV Series)

You Can't Win 'em All (2013)

AnnaLynne McCord: Naomi Clark

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• Mark Holland : You know that ex-wife I don't like to talk about? We sort of have two kids.

  Naomi Clark : What?

  Annie Wilson : And like your probation, that just didn't come up?

  Naomi Clark : Okay, you know what? I... I am an amazing aunt. Like, the greatest one in the world. Why would you deprive your children of me?

  Mark Holland : Because I'm a lousy father. This weekend is their eleventh birthday. I promised them a special day, and I'm missing it.

  Annie Wilson : Well, that's not your fault, Mark.

  Naomi Clark : It's Annie's.

• Guard #2 : Welcome to California Correctional Center. For your safety, remove all outer clothing; jackets, sweaters, purses, and place them on the table. No drugs, weapons, cell phones, keys, or cash over $50 are allowed. Enjoy your visit.

  Naomi Clark : [sardonic laugh]  How could we not? It's like a first-class trip to Europe.

• Liam Court : Seeing my head on a balloon is just disturbing.

  Naomi Clark : Don't overinflate. It makes you look jowly.

• Liam Court : I know what you're gonna say. I shouldn't take them anywhere without telling you.

  Naomi Clark : But you understood what they needed more than I did, because you know what it feels like to be the kid everyone lied to.

  Liam Court : Yeah, something like that.

  Naomi Clark : [slapping him, hard]  How dare you work out your messed-up psychological issues at the expense of my family?

  Liam Court : Naomi...

  Naomi Clark : No, don't. I don't... I don't care about how hurt you are by all the women in your life, or how you refuse to be a part of a lie. I was keeping Mark's ex-wife from finding out that he was in jail so that he wouldn't lose custody. Thanks to you, there's nothing to stop the woman from taking those kids to the other side of the country. So no matter what, Mark either loses them or I lose Mark.

  Liam Court : Naomi, I'm sorry.

  Naomi Clark : And you are sorry.

• Naomi Clark : I talked to Mark. Olivia, his daughter, loves princess parties. Done. But Dylan is a sci-fi fan, and the only thing that's gonna make his birthday dream come true is if Liam Court from "Corporate Invaders" comes. Please.

  Liam Court : Naomi, nothing against Mark, but I don't do children's parties.

  Naomi Clark : No, I totally understand. By the way, I read online that Annie's book is a real hit with the retirement community. You should stock up on calcium chews, because tomorrow night this place is gonna be crawling with geriatric Leo fans.

  Liam Court : What time do we leave?

  Naomi Clark : I'll pick you up at ten.