Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem 3D (2012 Video)

Pierre Coffin: Minions

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Quotes 

• [first lines of the ride] 

  Margo : Ready? Great! Prepare to be minionized!

  [the Minion Transformation Pods rise up, becoming capable of movement] 

  Edith : [pointing to the audience]  Zap 'em, Kevin!

  Minions : Ah, okay.

  [pulls a lever which aims the Minion Gun at the audience and presses a button that activates it, which then enshrouds the whole screen with a blue laser beam as the gun fires. During the transformation, the girls fly behind the screen revealing the riders in their Minion Transformation Pods. Once the transformation is completed, the girls fly back in front of the screen, now revealing the riders as Minions] 

  Margo : [impressed]  Wow! It worked!

  Agnes : Aww, they're so cute!

  [the Minions in the lab start laughing at the audience] 

  Margo : [as flies out the vehicle to the audience]  Okay, let's begin your training!

  [presses a button which causes the audience to drop into a tunnel] 

  Agnes : Have fun, Minions!

  [the riders continue through the tunnel until they reach a training ground and see the girls] 

  Margo : You're now in the Minion Training Grounds.

  [the riders, along with some Minions, slide down the loop-de-loop and onto the course] 

  Margo : [as the riders dodge the water sprayers]  This is where we test your strength, speed and ability to not die.

  [the riders continue dodging water sprayers; some of the Minions are sprayed off the course. The riders then jump over a giant cactus; some Minions are stuck in the cactus. The riders then encounter fly swatters] 

  Agnes : [as the riders avoid the giant fly swatters]  Look out, Minions! Don't get fly swatted!

  [the guests are able to dodge the fly swatters; some Minions are caught up being swatted] 

  Edith : [as the riders enter a tunnel with lasers zapping at different intervals]  Avoid the lasers... or be doomed!

  [the riders are able to avoid the lasers and reach the other side; one of the Minions gets zapped] 

  Agnes : [pointing to the zapped minion]  HE'S SO FLUFFY!

  [Margo gets her back in the vehicle] 

• [during the ride; as the riders stumble on a chasm, the girls letivate towards the audience. Under them are the two Minions, holding to the hovercraft's engine] 

  Margo : Well done, Minions! Now it's time to test your problem solving and teamwork skills.

  Agnes : [in a singsong voice]  Find a way across!

  [the guests start to create a hand-like Minion-chain] 

  Margo : Go, Minions, go!

  Agnes : [referring to the audience]  These are the best Minions EVER!

  Edith : [holding a fishing rod]  Resist the banana!

  Minions : [suddenly stop and pick up the scent]  Banana? Banana! Banana! Banana!

  Agnes : [as one of the Minions grabs the banana; holding on to Margo]  Avoid the urge!

  Edith : [trying to pull the rod]  Whoa!

  [Unfortunately, the Minion chain seperates itself and the banana falls into the hands of a Minion holding it] 

  Margo : [off-screen]  This is bad!

  [the Minion loses grasp of the banana and falls through a hole, sounding an alarm] 

  Gru : [through a monitor]  Hey! What are you doing in a restricted area?'!

• [during the ride; in the bomb transportation room] 

  Margo : [to the riders]  Minions! We gotta get you out of here!

  Minions : [once the alarm stops blaring]  Uh oh.

  [Bombs come loose and drop, causing explosions in the area. Once the girls get startled by one of them, Margo loses control of the vehicle, causing it to almost tip over] 

  Agnes : No!

  [to the riders] 

  Agnes : Minions, save Gru's present!

  [the guests start to chase Agnes' present on giant gears] 

  Agnes : [struggling as Margo moves the vehicle near the present]  Almost there...

  [Just as Agnes is about to grab it, Margo quickly withdraws the vehicle from the giant triple saw blades, then carefully moves it close enough for Agnes to grab it. Agnes grabs the gift, but drops the present again when steam erupts, startling the girls again. Agnes' present drops onto a steel beam, falls off it soon after, but the girls arrive from below] 

  Margo : [catches the gift]  Got it!

  [hands it over to Agnes] 

  Agnes : Yay!

  [the riders fall of the steel beam and accidentally run into bombs] 

  Minions : [seeing the riders coming; screaming]  Bomba, bomba, bomba...

  Gru : [arrives, catching two Minions]  Don't worry! I got you!

  [falls from the platform] 

  Gru : Whoa-Whoa-Whoahhh!

• [during the first pre show; after Gru introduced his daughters] 

  Gru : [to the audience]  Anyway, let's begin. We're going to start with a written exam.

  [snaps his fingers] 

  Minions : Ah, pokka.

  [enters the room, holding a stack of paper sheets] 

  Gru : The test should be no longer than three hours! You will see none of the park! Ha-ha!

  Margo : [cuts him off]  Hey, hey!

  Gru : [turns to Margo]  Hmm?

  Margo : [whispering]  We're not doing a written exam, remember?

  Gru : [to himself; calmly]  What? We're not? Oh right.

  [to the Minion] 

  Gru : We ditched that.

  Minions : Ah, pokka.

  [leaves] 

• Gru : [in the Minionisation Prep Room; to the audience]  Lucky for you, I'm in a bit of a time crunch and I'm feeling generous. But you better shower when you get back to you hotel, and don't go right to the pool! As for the rest of you, if anyone's thinking on backing out, I warn you: I will hit you with my fart gun! Oh yes, I'm packing "Pistola de peo"! So what will it be? Minions... or farts?

  [Margo, Edith and Agnes enter the room. The latter is holding a present wrapped in red wrapping paper in her hands] 

  Edith : [imitating Gru]  Minions... or farts?

  Gru : [referring to his daughters]  Ignore them.

  Minions : [enter the room with party horns]  Boss!

  Gru : [stops them]  Not now!

  Minions : Okay, okay, okay.

  [Gru shoos the Minions out, forcing them to exit the room] 

  Agnes : [to the audience]  Don't be scared of Gru. He's just a BIG, BALD teddy bear!

  [Gru sighs and stares at the audience blankly] 

  Margo : Yeah, and no way he'll shoot you with a fart gun.

  Gru : Oh, no?

  [presses a button on the control panel sinisterly, activating the fart gun. Thinking the smell emitting from the fart gun is a stench, Edith, Agnes, Margo and the Minions are forced to hold their breaths. Gru, on the other hand, is completely satisfied, smiling at the audience] 

  Edith : [stops holding her breath and sniffs]  Hey, it smells like bananas.

  [Gru puts the control panel aside while Margo, Agnes and the Minions stop holding their breaths] 

  Minions : [sniff]  B-Banana? Banana! Banana! Banana!

  [lick on the window] 

  Gru : [annoyed]  Oh, come on!

  [sighs]