- Chase Davenport: [during training] Hey, Adam. Attack me.
- Adam Davenport: Okay. Your hair is stupid, you're short, your face is weird, YOU'RE weird...
- Chase Davenport: I meant hit me.
- Adam Davenport: Okay, good, 'cause that was going to be a really long list.
- Leo Dooley: He thinks he's so much better than me.
- Chase Davenport: Sounds like he IS better than you.
- Leo Dooley: That's not the point!
- Chase Davenport: [to Leo] We'll make a perfect team! I'm an amazing engineer, a brilliant designer, and the most intelligent person on the planet - and YOU... are the guy who picked me.
- Donald Davenport: I LOVE robot competitions. They really bring out my inner geek.
- Leo Dooley: Wow, so there's an inner one, too?
- Adam Davenport: So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to hang out sometime - and, trust me, you don't have to say yes.
- Caitlin: Yes!
- Adam Davenport: You did just hear that last part, right?
- Caitlin: Hey, why just hang out some of the time when we can hang out all the time - starting tonight?
- Adam Davenport: Oh, but I was gonna go to the Robot Throwdown finals.
- Caitlin: Uh, Adam, there are two of us in this relationship now; it's not all about you. This is so exciting. Now I don't to hide behind trees when I follow you home from school every day.
- Chase Davenport: With aikido, a weak opponent can defeat a much stronger one.
- Adam Davenport: Ah, but what if the weaker opponent fits neatly into an overhead storage bin? I'm talking about you.
- Announcer: [reading Donald's self-written intro card] Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for the mechanic who makes them panic, the robot freak of Mission Creek, the inventor with the splen... Okay, I ain't readin' all these.