- Gomez Addams: Querida, time passes quickly when you're having fun. And since this is more fun than we've ever had, it's natural the trip should seem to take only moments.
- Botham: All right, folks, step right up and get your moonrocks while the supply lasts.
- [to Gripe]
- Botham: Stand up straight, will ya?
- Gripe: How can I? These rocks must weigh a ton.
- Botham: That's because you're a rotten salesman, Gripe. Sell a few and that tray won't weigh so much.
- Gripe: Hey, is it really possible to pick up rocks from an old riverbed and say they're moon rocks?
- Botham: Well, we're doing it, aren't we?
- Gripe: Yeah, I never thought of that.