Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show (2013)

Ashton Kutcher: Walden Schmidt

Quotes 

• Berta : What's going on?

  Walden Schmidt : Well, it's complicated. Uh, you remember Jake's girlfriend Tammy? She has an 18-year-old daughter...

  Berta : ...and Jake nailed her.

  Walden Schmidt : [pause]  OK, not that complicated.

• [Jake greets Ashley, Tammy's daughter, by kissing her passionately] 

  Tammy : Get your mouth off my daughter, you cheatin' son-of-a-bitch!

  Walden Schmidt : [sotto vice, to Berta]  That would make a great country song.