Sherlock (TV Series)
His Last Vow (2014)
Tom Brooke: Bill Wiggins
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Quotes
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Bill Wiggins : You broke my arm!
Dr. John Watson : Nope, I sprained it.
Bill Wiggins : It feels squishy. Is it supposed to feel squishy? Feel there!
[Extends arm to John]
Dr. John Watson : Yeah, it's a sprain. I'm a doctor. I know how to sprain people. Now where is Isaac Whitney?
Bill Wiggins : I don't know. Maybe upstairs.
Dr. John Watson : [pats Billy on the leg] There you go. Wasn't that easy?
Bill Wiggins : No, it was really sore. Mental you are.
Dr. John Watson : Nope, just used to a better class of criminal.
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Bill Wiggins : All right, Shezza?
Dr. John Watson : "Shezza"?
Sherlock Holmes : I was undercover.
Mary Morstan : Seriously, "Shezza" though?
Dr. John Watson : We're not going to home, we're going to Barts. I'm calling Molly.
Mary Morstan : Why?
Dr. John Watson : [while holding up phone to ear] Because Sherlock Holmes needs to pee in a jar.
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Bill Wiggins : Is it his shirt?
Sherlock Holmes : I'm sorry?
Bill Wiggins : Well, it's the creases, innit? The two creases down the front. It's been recently folded but it's not new. You must have dressed in a hurry this morning - so all your shirts must be kept like that. But why? Maybe 'cause you cycle to work every morning, shower when you get there an' then dress in the clothes you brought with ya. You keep your shirts folded ready to pack.
Sherlock Holmes : Not bad.
Bill Wiggins : An' I further deduce you've only started recently because you've got a bit of chafing.
Sherlock Holmes : No, he's always walked like that. Remind me, what's your name again?
Bill Wiggins : They call me the Wig.
Sherlock Holmes : No they don't.
Bill Wiggins : [awkwardly] Well, they... they call me Wiggy.
Sherlock Holmes : Nope.
Bill Wiggins : Bill. Bill Wiggins.
Sherlock Holmes : Nice observational skills, Billy.
