The Addams Family (TV Series)

The Addams Family at the Kentucky Derby (1973)

Jodie Foster: Pugsley Addams

Quotes 

• Colonel Muldoon : Well, I'm gonna be honest with you. What you're looking at is a pathetic, beat up, worn out old critter.

  Morticia Addams : Exactly my feeling.

  Gomez Addams : Pathetic.

  Pugsley Addams : Beat up.

  Morticia Addams : Worn out.

  Gomez Addams : We'll take him. How much?

  Colonel Muldoon : I wouldn't take your money. Now, right over here, we have...

  Gomez Addams : How much?

  Colonel Muldoon : Twenty.

  Gomez Addams : Thirty.

  Colonel Muldoon : Sold.

  Colonel Muldoon : My, you certainly know how to drive a hard bargain. Here you are, sir. Thirty thousand dollars.

  [Muldoon'ss assiociate faints, followed by Muldoon himself]