The Addams Family (TV Series)
The Addams Family at the Kentucky Derby (1973)
Lennie Weinrib: Gomez Addams
Quotes
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Gomez Addams : At this rate, if Pugsley rides Bones in the Derby, he'll ruin the good name of the Addams Family. It's not good form to win. Oh, what have I done?
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Colonel Muldoon : Well, I'm gonna be honest with you. What you're looking at is a pathetic, beat up, worn out old critter.
Morticia Addams : Exactly my feeling.
Gomez Addams : Pathetic.
Pugsley Addams : Beat up.
Morticia Addams : Worn out.
Gomez Addams : We'll take him. How much?
Colonel Muldoon : I wouldn't take your money. Now, right over here, we have...
Gomez Addams : How much?
Colonel Muldoon : Twenty.
Gomez Addams : Thirty.
Colonel Muldoon : Sold.
Colonel Muldoon : My, you certainly know how to drive a hard bargain. Here you are, sir. Thirty thousand dollars.
[Muldoon'ss assiociate faints, followed by Muldoon himself]