- Homer Simpson: Tell us where the money is or we'll feed you shark meat fermented in its own urine.
- Carl Carlson: No! Anything but the inedible food of my native people!
- Homer Simpson: It says here that Iceland is green and Greenland is icy. The Vikings switched the names to screw with people.
- [All laugh; cut to them shivering in Iceland]
- Moe Szyslak: Stupid Vikings! It's still pretty damn cold!
- Lenny Leonard: All I brought was shorts.
- Moe Szyslak: Say, have you seen our friend? He's about this tall, wears a jacket, has no visible tattoos...
- Homer Simpson: Just say he's black.
- Moe Szyslak: You say he's black!