Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (2013)

Rachel Tietz: Rita Repulsa, Blue Ranger - voice

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : [Squaring off against the Movie Bomb]  It's not working, Zordon! He seems to be impervious to criticism!

  Zordon : Very well. You will have to use hand to hand combat. Fight him off with all your martial arts skills and maybe you won't have to use the giant robot.

  Nostalgia Critic : Got it! Alright big, tall and ugly. The time has come for you... What giant robot?

  Zordon : The ten story high robot that we use as a last resort.

  Nostalgia Critic : ...This guy is a foot taller than me. Why don't I use the giant robot first?

  Zordon : We can't.

  Nostalgia Critic : Why?

  Zordon : We just can't.

  Zordon : Why?

  Zordon : It's not how we do things.

  Nostalgia Critic : It's not how YOU do things.

  Zordon : Just be honorable. Fight him man to man.

  Nostalgia Critic : Alright. Alright, evildoer! Now the time has come for me to send you into a world of... Go, giant robot!

  [a giant robot foot squashes the Movie Bomb] 

  Rita Repulsa : Oh!

  Nostalgia Critic : Wow, it's Mega-Big-Voltron-imus-Prime-O! Now that's the shit I'm talking about!

  Rita Repulsa : Hey, you little cheater! That's not how it's done!

  Nostalgia Critic : You got a problem? Take it up with the flour tortilla that used to be your monster. And just to pour more salt in the wound, I'm gonna keep reviewing the movie. Think of it as a victory lap for those who know how to use their giant robots.

  Rita Repulsa : Oh!

  Nostalgia Critic : Beam me up, Scotty.

  [He gets beamed up to the base, and sees Zordon looking displeasedly at him] 

  Zordon : That was not the honorable way!

  Nostalgia Critic : [smugly]  But it was the effective way. Can't argue with results.

• Nostalgia Critic : It doesn't matter if you show how goofy or campy or silly it was, because that's what people liked about it to begin with. It's like Ninja Turtles or He-Man or Transformers or something like that. Yeah it was stupid, but I still think fondly of it because it was my childhood escape. I didn't enjoy Power Rangers, but it wasn't meant for me. It was for a younger generation of people to look back and enjoy how preposterously over-the-top it was. Get the picture?

  Rita Repulsa : No! I will continue to show the picture to the world, tormenting everybody who watches it!

  Nostalgia Critic : How the hell am I gonna stop her from forcing everybody to watch this movie? I mean if somebody who really hated the show couldn't stop it, then... That's it. Green Ranger, go!

  [the Green Ranger teleports into the cockpit and removes his helmet to reveal Linkara] 

  Linkara : So why do they give up their Zeo Powers? There's nothing wrong with them, they just switched out from Zeo to Turbo! So everytime that Rita throws her staff down, does she just, like, magic it back up everytime or is there like a big, long fishing line and she just pulls it back up really really hard?

  Rita Repulsa : No! It's too geeky! It's too geeky!

  Linkara : What the hell is up with that? How is Rita an Empress of Evil if it turns out Lord Zedd is actually higher up in the food chain? And how is he an Emperor of Evil if there's actually a guy who's higher up even than him?

  Rita Repulsa : No!

  Nostalgia Critic : Thanks, Linkara. You saved the day with your disturbed obsession.

  Linkara : How the hell bad is the economy of Angel Grove considering they have an abandoned warehouse district that always seems to be destroyed? It must be a huge freaking area!

  [Linkara is teleported out before he can finish ranting]