Superfast! (2015)

Gonzalo Menendez: Detective Hanover

Quotes 

• Officer Lucas White : If Serento ever found out I was an undercover cop he would kill me.

  Detective Hanover : Don't worry. I erased your files. No one on the force even knows you're a cop. Your secret dies with me.

• Officer Lucas White : It's just that maybe I'm not the right guy for the job. I mean I don't exactly fit in. I'm really white.

  Detective Hanover : You'll be fine.

  Officer Lucas White : I'm so white that I went to an all white boarding school. my nickname was cracker.

  Officer Lucas White : I get it.

  Officer Lucas White : No, I don't think you do. I love hockey, I water ski, I have a favourite lacrosse team. I have a crush on Martha Stewart. People mistake me for the WikiLeaks guy.

  Detective Hanover : Okay

  Officer Lucas White : I still buy kid rock albums. I put poperly sachets in my underwear drawer. I wear crocs. I take a weakly zumba class.

  Detective Hanover : Oh for Christs sake

  Officer Lucas White : I cried when Friends went off the air. My favourite actress of all time is Kristen Stewart. And my favourite movie of all time is Pitch Perfect.

  Detective Hanover : Oh dear God.

  Detective Hanover : I'm so white, that I put mayonnaise on sticks then freeze them to make mayonnaise sickles.

• Detective Hanover : [Talking to Lucas]  You have no family. You got no friends. You scored through the roof on your criminal aptitude test. Take a look. You scored higher than Charles Manson. Dexter. You scored higher than Kanye. It's a fine line which side of the law you even belong on.