Superfast! (2015)

Dale Pavinski: Vin Serento

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Quotes 

• Vin Serento : That's the real deal. But it's not the car you drive. It's the driver who's driving the car... that's doing the driving.

• Officer Lucas White : I wanna race. And I got the pink slip to my car that says I can take all of you.

  Curtis : You think you can just stroll up and race Vince Serento!

  Vin Serento : What are you drivin'?

  Officer Lucas White : A car. With unicorns

  [Surprised reaction from crowd] 

• Vin Serento : If we're gonna pull off this heist, we're gonna need a bigger crew. A black guy, an Asian guy, and a beautiful model making her acting debut.

  Officer Lucas White : How do you do that?

  Vin Serento : What?

  Officer Lucas White : You describe them, and then like, instantly they're here.

• Vin Serento : What are you grinning about?

  Officer Lucas White : I almost beat you.

  Vin Serento : You almost beat me? You not only can't beat me, you can't even beat yourself.

  Officer Lucas White : Not true Serento. I've been beating myself since junior high.

• [Vin stops Curtis from pouring motor oil in Lucas' mouth] 

  Vin Serento : What are you doing? You're going to kill him.

  [looks at label 'Sundae Syrup'] 

  Vin Serento : You know how fattening this stuff is!

  Curtis : He's a cop! I saw him snooping around.

  Officer Lucas White : I ain't no cop!

  Curtis : You're wearing a wire!

  [Curtis pulls up Lucas' shirt to reveal a tape recorder and a microphone underneath] 

• GPS Voice : Right turn in 200 feet.

  Vin Serento : Damn it, missed the turn.

  GPS Voice : Bald loser.

  Vin Serento : I shave my head because it makes me look cool and tough.

  GPS Voice : Oh darn. Your dashboard is dirty. Could use some... Mr. Clean.

  Vin Serento : I'm not going bald is that's what you're implying.

  GPS Voice : Whatever, penis head.

  Vin Serento : Just because I'm bald with thick veiny neck muscles, does not make me a penis head! Damn it.

• Vin Serento : Then De La Sol will start working your face like a punching bag. All in an effect to get De La Sol to build up a nice sweat. So Model Turned Actress can collect a DNA sample from his upper ass crack.

  Cool Asian Guy : Ass crack?

  Vin Serento : The purest form of DNA.

• Vin Serento : Count it. Make sure it's all there.

  Officer Lucas White : Nah, these guys seem alright to me.

  [Case opens and bomb falls out] 

  Officer Lucas White : Uh, oh.

• Vin Serento : I got a bad feeling about this.

  [Thug puts his finger to his throat and pretends to slice it] 

  Officer Lucas White : Why?

  Vin Serento : Listen to the score. Dissonant chord progression. heavy use of strong oboe. It all seems quite ominous.

  [Epic dramatic music plays] 

• Vin Serento : We ride at dawn.

  Officer Lucas White : Dawn? Really?

  Vin Serento : What's wrong with dawn?

  Officer Lucas White : It's so early, dawn is before breakfast.

  Cool Asian Guy : Yeah, and I'm no good without breakfast.

  Vin Serento : Fine. We ride after breakfast.

  Officer Lucas White : How about we all go out for breakfast Ihop would be fun.

  Michelle : Yeah. That's good. That's good.

  Rapper Cameo : Their pancakes are the best.

  Vin Serento : We ride... after Ihop.

• Vin Serento : He's dead. You're a cop killer now. High five.

• Officer Lucas White : He came back and told me to smoke up, because he was leaving. I was eight years old.

  Vin Serento : You were just a kid. It wasn't your fault.

  Officer Lucas White : He kinda said it was. He said before I was born he used to have sex with my mom all the time. And they would go out and see movies. And travel to interesting places like Napa Valley or Belize. But now he couldn't do anything fun anymore.

  Vin Serento : But you still had your mom.

  Officer Lucas White : Well, he made such a compelling argument that she left too.

  Vin Serento : You grew up in an orphanage?

  Officer Lucas White : And from foster home to foster home. Seems that no one wants a perfectly good blue eyed white baby anymore. Unless you're from Namibia with flies buzzing around your eyeballs, your no good to anyone.

  Vin Serento : You can't fight celebrity trends. Branganliena, Madonna, Sandy Bullock. They all have black babies.

  Officer Lucas White : I know.

• Officer Lucas White : [Lucas and Vin have just beaten a man]  Question. Is this 1414 Backer Street?

  Mexican Pastor : This is 1414 Becker Lane.

  Vin Serento : Well whats with all the cash?

  Mexican Pastor : We're a church. It was bingo night. I'm the pastor you asshole.

• Vin Serento : Jorden told me what went down on your date last night.

  Officer Lucas White : About the fondue and flat tire?

  Vin Serento : About the... relations you had with her back at her apartment.

  Officer Lucas White : Sorry Vin, it won't happen again.

  Vin Serento : It better happen again.

• Vin Serento : Now, before you get into the vault, there is a counting room. De La Sol doesn't trust the counter from stealing. So to make sure they are not hiding cash in their clothes he makes them all work butt naked. Everyone's nude. Even the guards. You two will get the jobs as two new counters.

  Michelle : Wait. All these girls are totally naked and super hot?

  Vin Serento : Perfect tits. Every last one of them.

• Officer Brooks : Race to Rio?

  Vin Serento : When you gonna learn? You ain't gonna beat me. Usual bet?

  Officer Brooks : Nah. Lets up the stakes. I'm talken all in.

  Vin Serento : Jordana's unborn baby?

  Officer Brooks : Exactly.

  Vin Serento : You're on.

  [Jordana looks scared] 

  Officer Brooks : Don't worry babe, I got this.

• Vin Serento : You just hit my smart car. Now it's personaler. It's more personal. It's... I'm taking it personally. It's a personal matter!