Hot Pursuit (2015)
Sofía Vergara: Daniella Riva
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Quotes
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Daniella Riva : What is that white thing?
Cooper : Oh, that's my underwear.
Daniella Riva : That's no underwear. That's a diaper!
Cooper : I like a lot of coverage.
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Cooper : Mrs. Riva, I'm Officer Cooper. I'm here to escort you to Dallas. You must have not seen me.
Daniella Riva : Oh, I saw you. I was trying to hit your flat ass.
Cooper : Mrs. Riva, I am a police officer.
Daniella Riva : Oh please! Look at you! You are teeny tiny! You look like a little dog that I can put in my purse.
Cooper : I can assure you, ma'am, that I meet the minimum height requirement of an adult female my weight.
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Cooper : You don't have to like me but I'm your best chance at surviving... What the heck is that?
Daniella Riva : Philippe must have put baking powder in the car.
Cooper : How much baking powder?
Daniella Riva : I don't know, maybe like 42 kilos.
Trucker : Hey, are y'all okay? I took that turn way too fast. What the heck is this white stuff?
Cooper , Daniella Riva : Baking powder.
Cooper : We're bakers, muffins, toast, cakes.
Trucker : I should call the police.
Cooper : No, I am the mother f'in police. Don't you see? There's no major damage here. You're free to go.
Trucker : But I destroyed your car.
Cooper : I SAID YOU'RE FREE TO GO!
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News Reporter : Officer Cooper stands at four feet, 11 inches.
Cooper : Oh, come on!
News Reporter : The other suspect, a 45-year-old Latino woman.
Daniella Riva : 45? My madre!...
News Reporter : Officer Cooper is four feet, nine inches.
Cooper : I am five-foot, two.
News Reporter : Traveling with a 50-year-old suspect.
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Cooper : You're in danger, ma'am, but everything's going to be fine.
Daniella Riva : What about my husband?
Cooper : Everything but your husband's going to be fine.
Daniella Riva : [hysterically] Ahhhhhh!
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Cooper : We have to get out of this car right now or they're going to kill us both. Follow me... Mrs. Riva is having some problems with some lady business.
Police Officer : Can't she just hold it?
Daniella Riva : No, you see, once a month it sheds its lining.
Cooper : It sheds!
Daniella Riva : So that the eggs descend into the...
Detective Hauser : Oh my God!
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Cooper : [in Spanish] I can't wait to see you behind bars.
Daniella Riva : Do you speak Spanish?
Cooper : [in Spanish] Shut your mouth.
Daniella Riva : [in Spanish] You tiny little whitey.
Cooper : [in Spanish] Your big, fat mouth.
Daniella Riva : [in Spanish] Birdbrain.