The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)

Robin Williams/Jean Marsh (1981)

Robin Williams: Self

Quotes 

• Robin Williams : I believe that cocaine is God's way of saying, "You're making too much money."

• Robin Williams : [recalling his time at Juilliard]  I was there when John Houseman was the headmaster. I remember him saying one day, "Mr. Williams, the theater needs you. I'm going off to sell Volvos."

• Robin Williams : National Enquirer, though, you and I both love that magazine.

  Johnny Carson : Ah ha, yeah, well...

  Robin Williams : You know the strange this is, though? I put it in the cat box, and the cat won't go in there.

  [Johnny laughs] 

  Robin Williams : Just looks over at me, little cat, he sits there, the cat goes,

  [shakes head] 

  Robin Williams : his little eyes go, "Why? That'd be redundant."