Black Coffee (I) (2014)

Christian Keyes: Julian

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• Robert : Starting a business is too much work!

  Julian : So is taking a dump when you're constipated, man, but you still gotta go.

• Julian : When she comes to get all this, you know what you do? Bust her sun roof open with a bat, dump all this in there, splash some lighter fluid in there, and burn everything like they do in the music videos. Treat 'em like they love treating us - got us around here waiting to exhale. It's time to inhale, man.

• Robert : Now you know your meeting's not until three o'clock. You could help me for about an hour around here

  Julian : I got allergies, Cuz. I'm allergic to chores. Ain't happening.

• Julian : That'll be thirty dollars, please.

  Robert : Thirty dollars! What's in it, crack?

  Julian : No, caffeine. That's crack's second cousin.