This Ain't Star Trek 3 XXX: This Is a Parody (2013 Video)
Will Ryder: Dr. McCoy
Quotes
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Dr. McCoy : [checks medical tricorder] No doubt about it, Jim, he's you.
[observes Young Kirk sneaking a peek up Nurse Chapel's skirt as she bends over to pick up a dropped instrument case]
Dr. McCoy : Well, you as an adult.
Young Kirk : I *am* an adult.
Captain Kirk : The jury's still out.
Young Kirk : I don't understand how this happened.
Dr. McCoy : Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!
Captain Kirk : ...mechanic?
Young Kirk : Yours does this, too?
Captain Kirk : All the time.