This Ain't Star Trek 3 XXX: This Is a Parody (2013 Video)
Richie Calhoun: Spock
Quotes
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Spock : I appreciate your assistance, Nurse Chapel.
Nurse Chapel : Christine. It's Christine.
Spock : Thank you, I believe, is the appropriate term, *Christine*.
Nurse Chapel : I don't know your first name.
Spock : You could not pronounce it.
Nurse Chapel : Tell me.
[Spock whispers into her ear]
Nurse Chapel : Clark? Clark Spock?
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[last lines]
Spock : [giving Vulcan salute] Welcome aboard, Captain.
Captain Kirk : Thank you, Mr. Spock.