Chaos erupts when teachers revive their yearly bet, only for a zealous new officer to enforce political correctness. A humorous clash between old-school teaching methods and contemporary ideologies ensues on the school's first day back.
Karponzi hires Mr. Birchum to build a set for his play "Romeo and Romeo", exploring gender fluidity and colonialism. Eddie attempts to popularize Wendi's real estate listing by revamping her online presence.