- Michael: I'm gonna try and say this as seriously as I can, because I've been drinking Adderall... and - and, taking... alcohol...
- Jared Randell: [Jared looks his sister dead in the eye] I don't feel like celebrating anymore... it's just a stupid party - It doesn't matter if I'm out there or not!
- Kelsey Randell: You said that Dad once told you that one of the main things you have to do to stay happy... is to celebrate. Like every chance you get. You know, that Christmas and birthday parties, beer pong tournaments, Halloween... are really only there so we don't forget to celebrate life.