- Charles Manson: You all stand accused for the crimes of Christianity, and accepting the jew; Jesus! You all must be punished, in the name of the... moon!
- Oberstgruppenführer Heinrich von Teufelkraft: You shouldn't put your nose where is doesn't belong, but I guess that's all you jews with your big noses are good for any way.
- The Antiquarian: But I am Anglo-Saxon!
- Oberstgruppenführer Heinrich von Teufelkraft: You all look the same to me!
- Hauptsturmführer Conrad von Starker: See this bottle? I am going to teach you to speak german with this bottle!
- Alice: I am telling you: The nazis are up to something weird and Charles Manson's in on it!
- Father Addams: Go to bed and I will make you a warm glas of milk. With whiskey.
- Title Card: National socialism could be defeated with garlic - Mattias Gardell.