- Nostalgia Critic: He could literally stop a super villain in their tracks by just kissing them and making him forget who they are.
- Nostalgia Critic: [as Lex Luthor] Superman. Allow me to explain my evil plot.
- [Superman kisses him]
- Nostalgia Critic: Who the hell am I?
- Nostalgia Critic: And don't lie, a really weird messed up part of your brain, even if it was just for a second, thought of that too.