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1/10
Fail Bravo....BIG Fail!
M07P1022 March 2024
Seriously what is this show....rejected cast of Vanderpump Rules being lead by the biggest joke out there/most narcissistic/biggest liar and cheater Jax...really? On top of that I couldn't even make it through 20 minutes of the show because if I had to watch one more second of Jax talking holier than thou to people, puke was imminent. Worst show and already blocked from any app. Will never watch. Save your money bravo.... Jax is a desperate wannabe who needs to be forgotten. On top of ALLLLLL that you've made a show with Brittany also acting like she's better than others....and Kristin of all people (although Kristin is way more interesting than Jax and Brittany any day). All in all...0/10.
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1/10
This show sucks
alissaj-1972930 March 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Who thought this show was a good idea? I think it's safe to say we're all tired of Jax and Brittney's toxic sham of a relationship. I turned it off when Jax, a man well into his 40s, thought it was funny to pull down the bathing suit of his "friend" at party exposing his naked genitals while his photo was being taken. He then "apologized" pathetically and gaslit the friend and his wife. All the while, Britney is slurring/making excuses for his abusive behaviour. It's 2024 and no one thinks this is funny or acceptable anymore....it's not the 80s and frat boy humour aka bullying and harassment is out. There's a reason why he's no longer on VPR. I hope this show is canceled.
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Why
lyoung-145617 May 2024
Who gave this show the green light? Whoever it was should not be allowed to make any decisions at bravo.

No one wants more of Jax or Brittany. They are terrible people, and I was so happy when they were finally removed from Vanderpump Rules. Seriously, Bravo, stop trying to make them happen. I might have watched for Kristen, but I refuse to watch any show that puts Jax and Brittany front and center. From other reviews, it seems like I'm not missing anything.

Seems like Bravo needs to hire some new blood and get some new ideas instead of trying to recycle old ideas that nobody wants to watch. Do better, Bravo.
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7/10
This is what we want
lara-s-delange25 March 2024
Ok we all know what we want and that's the original messiness of VPR - well here they are Kristen Doute and Jax Taylor need I say more? Yes there's babies now but Kristen and Jax still bring the comments and the chaos we all know and love.

After the disappoint of the latest VPR season this was a welcome relief to watch.

I can't say much on the new couples after just the first episode but the season preview does some upcoming drama and tensions. There's also chatter around one couples marriage that does change after having kids - and not for the better - which I do feel does not get talked about enough on television.
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1/10
But why lol?
ashleyeden-899864 April 2024
I was so excited to see this and then when I finally watched the trailer I feel like I just wasted minutes of my life. You literally picked the bottom of the barrel people with the exception of Kristen and some randoms. And you picked to put someone on and put their best friend to be "the mediator" of the group. He isn't involved with them. He clearly likes men and isn't in the "Valley" Vanderpump genre as he wasn't a cast member or couple in ANY season. As someone who was like YES more Vanderpump, it's a doozy. And as for Brittany to be your image of the show, (as it seems) uh CRINGE. She is the epitome of someone who needs to love themselves. Jax cheated on national television and she thinks she is this hot stuff. You were cheated on. That doesn't make a relationship stronger. I won't be watching any longer, these "characters" don't need a platform any longer.
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10/10
Fun!
g_veldman18 May 2024
I can add this show to my guilty pleasures, just like Vanderpump Rules and the Real Housewives. I love it! I hope their will be many seasons to come. It is so fun to see Jax Taylor, Brittany Cartwright and Kirsten Doute back in action again. And sometimes seeing the castmates from Vanderpump at parties too. It just feels familiar. Now that they are older and raising children you can see they struggle just like everyone else. Relationship problems, pregnancy problems, it just keeps you glued to the show. You want to know what happens next! And lets be honest Jax and Kirsten can have a show just about the two of them and I would watch it... so: fun!!
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2/10
Trash
s_l_jackson18 April 2024
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I enjoyed vpr but I can't get through the first episode of the valley.

A bunch of people in their 40s acting like they are 20 with kids in tow. Who does shots at a kids birthday? Why is Brittney with Jax? He is still condescending, critical and rude to her and she just takes it.

Irrational, irritating, annoying.

Kristen did not need a new show, and neither did Jax.

If you love drama and people over 40 acting like children then this is for you. I Personally have no idea what I was expecting, I guess maybe a bit of growth and not a story line where kristen wants to get pregnant no matter who the father is.... Just so trashy.
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9/10
Yasssss
hkgxukw23 March 2024
The first episode is introducing all the players and will evolve from there. We are already seeing some drama in the works with Kristen who 100% makes reality TV sparkle. Similar to VPR, you will either love it or hate it. Brittany and Jax are juicy and i was thrilled to see some cast from VPR make appearances. This is going to be so good as time goes on. It seems a bit less scripted than VPR which even if that's not true, they are doing a better job of making it seem reality. The party was inspiring and loved the theme. There seems to be more depth to this series so far and a sense of growth in Jax. Brittany is sweeter than buttermilk biscuits! I prefer this show over housewives and when VPR ends the grieving process will be easier since we can watch The Valley. Looking forward to getting to know the rest of the crew and so glad Jasmine is there along with Janet. Jesse needs to be real and you all know what I am saying!
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1/10
No one wanted this
Lol wtf is this? It's all the washed up rejects from other shows. Viewers want young, rich and reckless people to watch because it's fun and exciting..the married with kids narrative life is extremely dull and boring. I watch tv to escape that, if I wanted to watch something like that I would just watch my ring camera footage. 😂 All of these people seem genuinely miserable and are doing anything to seem relevant. This show is the epitome of people who banked on reality tv and then they got phased out and are now on a last ditch effort to keep that reality tv paycheck coming in. Hard to make it through the first episode, awful and cringey.
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