Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

World's Finest (1997)

Arleen Sorkin: Harley Quinn

Quotes 

• Lex Luthor : [getting into his limousine]  The office. Now.

  Harley Quinn : Swell, Mr. L.

  Lex Luthor : Mr. L? Mercy?

  Harley Quinn : Oh, yeah, she had a little accident.

  Lex Luthor : [she locks the doors and drives out into traffic]  All right, missy, I don't know what your game is, but I promise you, you'll pay dearly for this. You're dead! Do you hear me?

  Harley Quinn : [yawning]  Blah, blah, blah. Whoa, mama! Check out the cute hitchhiker!

  The Joker : [showing leg like a femme fatale]  Yoo-hoo!

  Lex Luthor : [Harley stops the car and he gets in]  Joker.

  The Joker : Lexy, old kid, do I have a deal for you.

• The Joker : Carlini, all that spicy food. You look a little gassy.

  Ceasar Carlini : [having laughing gas sprayed in his face]  No! Stop!

  The Joker : [dragging a laughing Carlini, tied up in a sack, to a storage pantry]  Adios, muchacho.

  [to Carlini's henchmen] 

  The Joker : Holy guacamole. Looks like you need a new leader. I nominate me.

  Harley Quinn : I second the nomination.

  The Joker : All opposed?

• The Joker : [Harley sprays laughing gas into an antique shopowner's face]  Good work, Harley, girl. Now, what would be a suitable trade for our joke-in-the-box?

  [a jade dragon catches his eye] 

  The Joker : Ooh! For some reason, this just speaks to me. What do you think, Harl?

  Harley Quinn : It's you, puddin'.

  [straining, he yanks it off its base] 

  The Joker : [to the dead shopkeeper as they leave]  Awfully nice doing business with you. Ta. What a pleasant fellow.

• The Joker : Caesar Carlini, my old pal! Why, I haven't seen you since... wait, I've never seen you, have I? You need to get out more.

  Ceasar Carlini : Who is this clown?

  The Joker : Not clown... Joker. I'm town on business, and I need a place to hang my hat.

  Ceasar Carlini : Try the Motel 9.

  The Joker : But it'll be so much cozier at your place, like a sleepover.

  Ceasar Carlini : Are you nuts? Kill him!

  Harley Quinn : [Carlini's henchmen draw guns on him]  Ooh, can I play, too?

  [bouncing on them on a pogo stick] 

  Harley Quinn : Boingy. Boingy. Boingy.