Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

0-8-4 (2013)

Samuel L. Jackson: Nick Fury

Quotes 

• Nick Fury : Really? Really, Coulson? SIX DAYS? It only took you six days to take a completely renovated piece of state-of-the-art machinery and turn it into scrap?

  Phil Coulson : My team acted with my authority.

  Nick Fury : Authority! Don't talk to me about authority. Do you know how much this plane cost? It got a bar!

  [Looks at it sadly] 

  Nick Fury : A really nice one. Talking to me about authority. You know, I have the authority to downgrade your ass to a Winnebago!

  Phil Coulson : I'm aware of that, sir.

  Nick Fury : Well, I want it fixed. Just like you found it. So don't have Fitz-Simmons going making modifications, like a, a damn fish tank.

  Phil Coulson : Yes, sir.

  [after Fury leaves] 

  Phil Coulson : Yeah, we're going to have to kill the fish tank.