Criminal Minds (TV Series)

The Inspired (2013)

Joe Mantegna: David Rossi

Quotes 

• Alex Blake : Identical twins! What are the odds?

  David Rossi : About 3.5 per thousand

  [Alex gazes at David] 

  David Rossi : Well, I asked the Reid the same question.

• David Rossi : Pretty impressive. A case that could have ended with egg on our face turns out to be one of those "Did you hear about this?" stories on the Internet. Apparently, the BAU is trending on Twitter. Whatever that means.

• [last lines] 

  Aaron Hotchner : I've just heard that the Attorney General is, uh, very pleased.

  David Rossi : Now, they seldom call with just good news.

  Aaron Hotchner : They were also so happy with the way things turned out, that unfortunately, they've withdrawn my name as a candidate for section chief.

  David Rossi : I'll drink to that.

  [they clink glasses] 

  David Rossi : So that means we've got a new boss. Any idea who?

  Aaron Hotchner : They didn't say, but they did say that they were thinking outside the box.

  David Rossi : Uh oh.

  Aaron Hotchner : Exactly.

  David Rossi : Well, whatever happens, I'm sure it will be interesting. Always is.

• Carla Hines : Wallace was out of control. He forced us to come here. He was gonna shoot us both. Thank God, Jesse was stronger than he was.

  Wallace Hines : [pretends to be Jesse Gentry]  I'll only talk to my lawyer.

  Aaron Hotchner : Take them both into custody.

  Alex Blake : Show me your hands.

  David Rossi : We'll fingerprint him at the station, see who matches who.

  Aaron Hotchner : Fingerprint analysis isn't an exact science. A good defense lawyer can poke holes in it.

  David Rossi : Juries expect DNA, and DNA isn't gonna make the case here.

  Aaron Hotchner : No, but behavior might. Sergeant, I need you to do something.