Rock the Kasbah (2015)

Kate Hudson: Merci

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• Richie Lanz : Can you sing?

  Merci : No. But, I can fuck you like a Mouseketeer on crack.

  Richie Lanz : You can?

  Merci : Sweets, I can do things to you that are illegal in every civilized nation in the world. I will leave you broken, drooling, and speaking in tongues like a hillbilly snake-handler.

• Merci : First little bump in the road and Mr. Richie's just giving up, slinking back to his little Van Nuys world.

  Richie Lanz : I don't think you know quite what you're talking about.

  Merci : Nah, I don't know shit. I know because my Daddy told me that. "Merci, just shut up, put on a tube top, go find yourself a rich man while you still can." And for a long time, a long, too long, I believed him. But, you know what Richie? I am not dumb. I'm gonna walk outta here with a serious nest egg and open my own real estate agency in Oahu. Richie Lanz, I fought to be a winner and I do not have time for quitters and losers.

• Merci : I'm in a rented doublewide. You can ask anybody where? It's Miss Merci's 401K retirement tour. You do not want to miss it.

• Merci : What's your name?

  Richie Lanz : Richie Lanz.

  Merci : Buckle up cowboy.

• Merci : Boys, its your lucky day. Alright, none of you are leavin' here with a vicious STD. Down side, Miss Merci's pullin' an early retirement. I'm hanging up my hot pants. So, I suggest you you go down to the Chinese whorehouse.

• Richie Lanz : [to Salima]  Alright, when you're done. Big James Brown finish. I come out. I throw a hijab around you. Escort you off the stage.

  Merci : Richie.

  Richie Lanz : You shrug off your shoulders.

  Merci : Ritchie.

  Richie Lanz : Stroll back to the microphone. Down to a full knee drop.

  Merci : Alright. Ignore him.

  Richie Lanz : Wail that last verse one last time.

  Merci : You be you. And you look like, lady, you sing like an angel. It'll be enough.

• Merci : When it comes to men I'm usually two steps ahead.

• Merci : So, you want to say something?

  Richie Lanz : Yeah.

  Merci : Okay. Say it!

  Richie Lanz : What - is a beauty like you - doing with a goof like me.

  Merci : You never heard of a Merci fuck?

• Richie Lanz : I got an idea.

  Merci : Of course you do, hun.

  Richie Lanz : Its a million to one shot. But, so were the Bay City Rollers.