- Simon Roberts: [during out take] Where did you learn that Dukes of Hazard thing?
- Sydney Roberts: Sunnydale.
- Zach Cropper: You guys wanna grab some lunch?
- [On Simon's orders, Andrew is cleaning poop from the ducklings' behinds]
- Andrew Keanelly: Uh, I don't know how hungry I am.
- Mitch: [Sydney accidentally hit another car] Why don't you tell your wife to be more careful?
- Simon Roberts: My wife? How dare you! That's my daughter! Although, my second wife was her age, so I withdraw my indignation.
- Simon Roberts: [Sydney is questioned why she doesn't have a driver's license] The last time I taught her to drive, I sort of traumatized her.