- Agustín Lanuez: I can't call myself an artist, because I don't do shit.
- Patrick Murray: You know what?
- Agustín Lanuez: What?
- Patrick Murray: I don't know if either of us are very good at being who we think we are.
- [last lines]
- Kevin Matheson: You were always going to be on my team.
- Patrick Murray: Really?
- Kevin Matheson: Yeah. But commitment looks good on you. All right.
- [throws him a controller]
- Kevin Matheson: Let's play.
- Patrick Murray: Would you have six with him?
- Agustín Lanuez: [considering] Yeah.
- Patrick Murray: Really? With those ears? I mean, those ears are big.
- Agustín Lanuez: Yeah. He's like, the white Will Smith.
- Patrick Murray: Not that I'm suggesting that, you know, we're going to hook up, of course.
- Kevin Matheson: Of course.
- Patrick Murray: Unless, you know, I let you win a couple more games.
- Kevin Matheson: Well, I have a boyfriend.
- Owen: Are you talking about being unemployed? Are you crazy? I'm Asian, all right? Our DNA rends itself apart when we lose our jobs.
- Kevin Matheson: Do you realize we log all of your internet activity here?
- Patrick Murray: What?
- Kevin Matheson: And it seems you've been visiting certain websites... a lot. Uh, OKCupid and, um, what is it? Is it ManCunt?
- Patrick Murray: Uh, ManHunt, actually.
- CJ: It's 220. An hour. Great, see you later.
- Agustín Lanuez: That's a healthy hourly rate.
- CJ: People are into beards. You should consider a career move.
- Kevin Matheson: I'm setting up a new team, now that you guys have launched.
- Patrick Murray: [stops playing and stares at him] At MDG?
- Kevin Matheson: Yup. Start tomorrow.
- Patrick Murray: As in, you could be my new boss?
- Agustín Lanuez: You want to fuck him.
- Patrick Murray: No, I do not want to fuck him. He's an asshole and he made me feel stupid.
- Agustín Lanuez: 'Cause he wouldn't fuck you?
- Patrick Murray: No. Because he's an asshole and he made me feel stupid.
- Frank: Where'd you get these placemats?
- Agustín Lanuez: I stole them... from Target.
- Frank: Oh, in Oakland a week, and she's already a hood rat.