In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler, with help from the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, talks about how to put the "clicky" back into the "quickie" during these busy times. Chelsea and her round table panelists
Jeff Wild,
Fortune Feimster and
Ross Mathews discuss teen pregnancy rates being down, police dogs in Sri Lanka getting married, seven year old children in Poland being enrolled in pole dancing classes, and a new law in China that allows public sanitation police to issue fines for people who pee on public toilet seats. Another episode in the life of a forty-nine year old
Justin Bieber is shown. And Chelsea's guest
Cat Cora prepares some Greek food.
—Huggo