- Cutler Beckett: Someone must ensure the world turns smoothly... someone must... oh, fucking bollocks.
- Himself - Jack Sparrow: You can't curse in a Disney film, mate. See, I told him.
- Himself - Jack Sparrow: Square my debt with Jones...
- [He downs a very strong drink then continues hoarsely]
- Himself - Jack Sparrow: Guarantee my free-
- [He coughs]
- Himself - Jack Sparrow: What's in that?
- Captain Hector Barbossa: Calypso, I come before you as but a servant...
- [the wind blows, knocking off his hat]
- Captain Hector Barbossa: You blew me hat off, ya bitch!