The IT Crowd (TV Series)
The Internet Is Coming (2013)
Chris O'Dowd: Roy Trenneman
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Quotes
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Roy Trenneman : Small people are not a race. This isn't Game of Thrones!
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Jen Barber : Autistic! She said, "Autistic." That's what happened.
Roy Trenneman : No, I don't... I don't think so.
Jen Barber : There's no "artistic spectrum".
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Roy Trenneman : And now Anonymous are after us. Well that's just ideal.
Jen Barber : Oh, bunch of nerds sitting at their computer. What can they do?
Roy Trenneman : We pissed off the internet, Jen! The internet is coming to get us!
Jen Barber : Well let's get it before it gets us.
Roy Trenneman : I don't want Anonymous after me, I'm in Anonymous. I think...
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Maurice Moss : Oh, Jen, exciting news. I've just uploaded the second episode of my board games review show. Care to have a look?
Jen Barber : That was fast... Seems like only yesterday we had to sit through the last one.
Maurice Moss : It was three months ago, Jen.
Jen Barber : Really? It feels like... it feels like it just happened. Roy, did you hear that? Moss has done his board game review show again.
Roy Trenneman : I'm not watching that. I'm not watching that again. Jesus Christ! We don't have to watch it, do we? We only sat through the first one the other day.
Jen Barber : It was three months ago.
Roy Trenneman : My God! Wow. It feels like it just ended. It was so boring. It was like being insane. It was so insanely boring.
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Roy Trenneman : Hey, I'll have you know that Alice is nuts about me. She thinks that I'm emotionally artistic.
Jen Barber : Well, what does that mean?
Roy Trenneman : Um, well, she said that emotionally, I was on the artistic spectrum. I think it means that I'm creative about my feelings, you know?
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Roy Trenneman : No, it didn't go well, Jen. It didn't go well at all. I mean, thanks for asking, but no, it's wasn't a success. This wasn't a successful funeral for me.
Jen Barber : Didn't have the required gravitas?
Roy Trenneman : Gravitas? No no. Wasn't very dignified. It wasn't dignified at all, Jen! If I had to pick a word to describe Pip Pop's final journey to the grave, it would be "funny."
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Roy Trenneman : You record our emails and tape our phone calls?
Douglas Reynholm : All right, dry your eyes, Bono.
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Roy Trenneman : Moss, have you seen this video of the baby speaking French?
Maurice Moss : It went viral at 10.30, Roy. Of course I've seen it.
Roy Trenneman : I must have been in the toilet.