The IT Crowd (TV Series)

The Internet Is Coming (2013)

Richard Ayoade: Maurice Moss

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• Maurice Moss : Oh, Jen, exciting news. I've just uploaded the second episode of my board games review show. Care to have a look?

  Jen Barber : That was fast... Seems like only yesterday we had to sit through the last one.

  Maurice Moss : It was three months ago, Jen.

  Jen Barber : Really? It feels like... it feels like it just happened. Roy, did you hear that? Moss has done his board game review show again.

  Roy Trenneman : I'm not watching that. I'm not watching that again. Jesus Christ! We don't have to watch it, do we? We only sat through the first one the other day.

  Jen Barber : It was three months ago.

  Roy Trenneman : My God! Wow. It feels like it just ended. It was so boring. It was like being insane. It was so insanely boring.

• Roy Trenneman : Moss, have you seen this video of the baby speaking French?

  Maurice Moss : It went viral at 10.30, Roy. Of course I've seen it.

  Roy Trenneman : I must have been in the toilet.

• Douglas Reynholm : I wasn't always this way. There was a time when I was just like you. But then I discovered the secret. And, Ross, I'm going to tell you what that secret is. But you must keep it to yourself.

  Maurice Moss : I will take my ears to the grave.

  Douglas Reynholm : Two words. Women's slacks

• Maurice Moss : I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.

  Douglas Reynholm : [laughing]  Book recommendation? I can't read. Yeah, I don't know what it is, but women's slacks give me the confidence I need to survive in a tough business world. They're lighter, airier and less constrictive than men's trousers. And I'm pretty sure it doesn't make me a transvestite.