The IT Crowd (TV Series)

The Internet Is Coming (2013)

Katherine Parkinson: Jen Barber

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• Jen Barber : Autistic! She said, "Autistic." That's what happened.

  Roy Trenneman : No, I don't... I don't think so.

  Jen Barber : There's no "artistic spectrum".

• Roy Trenneman : And now Anonymous are after us. Well that's just ideal.

  Jen Barber : Oh, bunch of nerds sitting at their computer. What can they do?

  Roy Trenneman : We pissed off the internet, Jen! The internet is coming to get us!

  Jen Barber : Well let's get it before it gets us.

  Roy Trenneman : I don't want Anonymous after me, I'm in Anonymous. I think...

• Maurice Moss : Oh, Jen, exciting news. I've just uploaded the second episode of my board games review show. Care to have a look?

  Jen Barber : That was fast... Seems like only yesterday we had to sit through the last one.

  Maurice Moss : It was three months ago, Jen.

  Jen Barber : Really? It feels like... it feels like it just happened. Roy, did you hear that? Moss has done his board game review show again.

  Roy Trenneman : I'm not watching that. I'm not watching that again. Jesus Christ! We don't have to watch it, do we? We only sat through the first one the other day.

  Jen Barber : It was three months ago.

  Roy Trenneman : My God! Wow. It feels like it just ended. It was so boring. It was like being insane. It was so insanely boring.

• Roy Trenneman : Hey, I'll have you know that Alice is nuts about me. She thinks that I'm emotionally artistic.

  Jen Barber : Well, what does that mean?

  Roy Trenneman : Um, well, she said that emotionally, I was on the artistic spectrum. I think it means that I'm creative about my feelings, you know?

• Roy Trenneman : No, it didn't go well, Jen. It didn't go well at all. I mean, thanks for asking, but no, it's wasn't a success. This wasn't a successful funeral for me.

  Jen Barber : Didn't have the required gravitas?

  Roy Trenneman : Gravitas? No no. Wasn't very dignified. It wasn't dignified at all, Jen! If I had to pick a word to describe Pip Pop's final journey to the grave, it would be "funny."